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| Hello Chinoise | May 8, 2006 |
Chinoise wrote: I would surely fall into a dead faint at the sight of a U.S. $218 trillion phone bill ! 
记得你以前问过小强指什么（如果我没记错的话）。从网上搜了一下，比较多，下面贴一个网友杜撰还有一个flash版
flash版
http://ei.xjtu.edu.cn/flash/display.php?id=386&PHPSESSID=698bc2eeaeffc3c9c2a0e7f5f29474bc
网友杜撰：
http://bbs.cd.focus.cn/msgview/2877/34176800.html
小强到底是怎么死的？！！(大家有时间可以分析下旺财是怎么死的)
大象爱睡觉 2005-08-28 10:43:40 发表于搜狐焦点成都房地产网-谈房论市-成都一夜论坛
小强是谁？
小强是一名举足轻重的历史人物，生的伟大，死的憋屈。他对历史做出的最突出贡献就是成全了一段传奇姻缘。
话说某朝某代，有一位学富九砖的风流才子看上了一个富贵人家的丫环。为寻求接近丫环的机会，才子导演了一场卖身葬父的好戏，企图换取丫环的同情，进入富贵人家。正当好戏就要得逞的时候，半路又杀出了一个程咬金，当即上演了一场卖身葬全家的好戏。更让人叹为观止的是，这位兄台的爱犬也恰到好处的死在了现场。才子顿时一筹莫展，正当困惑之时，小强出现了！小强恰到好处的出现在了才子脚边。才子反应灵敏，马上以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势，结果了小强的性命，并把小强捧在手中号啕大哭：小强，我唯一的亲人，你死得好惨！哭声感天动地，万物为之动容。程咬金见状，气急败坏，自残过度，走火入魔。才子不费吹灰之力，终于得以进入富家门第。
这位才子，就是唐伯虎；这位丫环，就是秋香；这位小强，就是那只蟑螂。具体历史文献可以参见伟大历史学家周星驰同志编纂的《唐伯虎点秋香》。
往事越千年，尽是扯淡。通过历史学家和考古学家的考究分析，对小强之死提出了种种疑问。
有人断言：小强死于突发性脑溢血。专家指出，小强是一个勤学刻苦的好同志。那天在连续工作24小时后，小强开始赶回家。当经过唐伯虎身边的时候，突然眼前一黑，不省人事。根据事后的验尸报告，有可靠的证据表明小强在遭到唐伯虎强有力的脚踏之前已经死亡。
有人指出：小强死于春药服用过量。根据当年的现场勘验，发现不远处就有几家怡红院，生意红火。根据当时目击证人刘大妈的证言，大妈亲眼看见小强鬼鬼祟祟的溜进了其中一家妓院，两天没有出来。这个证言也得到了妓院老鸨的证实，但老鸨坚决否认妓院存在肆意贩卖摇头丸和春药的现象。验尸结果也发现，在小强体内有大量的“金刚不倒丸”成分，剂量为正常人的10倍。专家分析，小强在服用了大量春药后，行为失控，随便横穿马路，走路不靠右边，硬是撞到了唐伯虎的脚底下。可以说，小强的死是个偶然，但更是一个必然。
还有人提出：小强并无其人，他只不过是唐伯虎当时带在身上的一个道具。通过研究历史文献，我们发现，唐伯虎是一个童心为泯经常调戏妇女儿童的家伙，作为一名职业流氓，身上肯定少不了调戏的工作。因此，我们有充足的逻辑来证明小强就是一只玩具蟑螂，通常依附在一个口香糖盒子里，待别人抽出来时专门吓人。事发当天，唐伯虎狗急跳墙，急中生智，取出了这只蟑螂救场。
还有人证明：小强之死，完全是一场误会。专家指出，当时唐伯虎想要踩死的是一只蜣螂，没想到却踩死了一只蟑螂。世人分析，事后唐伯虎手捧蟑螂失声痛哭很可能就是其真情的流露，唐伯虎万万没有想到自己一不小心踩错了对象，追悔莫及，呼天抢地。更有好事者研究发现，唐伯虎之所以如此钟爱蟑螂，是因为当时的小资青年都把饲养蟑螂当作一种时尚。
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所谓百家放屁，一起争鸣。在轰轰烈烈的学术讨论中，有关小强死因的争论成为了学术界的重中之重。讨论的焦点主要体现在以下几个方面：历史上究竟有没有小强？小强的为人怎样？小强究竟是不是被唐伯虎踩死的？小强死于唐伯虎脚踩之前还是之后？等等。一个小强，成就了学术界的繁荣昌盛，不禁令人感而慨之。
专家们指出，有关小强的死因，尽管不少人都提出了自己独特的见解，但是都不能完全令人信服。随着时间的推移，有关小强死因的研究发现也将越来越多。也许，随着科学技术的进步，我们将逐渐揭开小强死亡的真实原因；也许，小强死亡之谜将和金字塔之谜一样，永远无法揭开，留给后人去尽情猜想。
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我确实问过这道KudoZ题目，感谢大家的帮助。
看来，小强的死因仍有待进一步调查:) 。不过，你提供的文章“油墨味”相当浓烈，谢谢！:)
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| Here's a cowboy joke that's circulating | May 9, 2006 |
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young co... See more A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too." ▲ Collapse
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CRIADOR(A) DO TÓPICO
人活著，天天都需要一點喜感，太當真了，日子可不好過。這就是天天到處可得笑話可看的原因。
http://news.chinatimes.com/Chinatimes/Philology/Philology-Coffee/0,3406,112006051000492%201105130102%2020060510%20news,00.html
讀早報，看到從中國被邀請來台參與專欄寫作的毛尖寫這麼一篇「一次一個頭」：
一次一個頭 毛尖 (20060510)
中國人到美國轉一圈，回來樂壞了，美國人真TMD搞笑，大量的產品使用說明到了匪夷所思的地步。
從上飛機開始樂起，航空公司的堅果包裝袋上寫著：「食用說明：打開包裝袋，然後食用。」下飛機，賓館住定，沐浴完畢，又笑出一身汗，因為人家的香皂說，「如一般香皂使用」；浴帽說，「一次一個頭」；吹風機說，「不要在睡覺的時候使用。」
上街走走，那就更心曠神怡了，甜麵包圈大呼小叫地，「入嘴小心！如果您加熱食用，我會很燙耶！」相反的，一些冷凍食品就老練持重，「建議：化凍後食用。」
所以，我們中國人覺得美國是個神經兮兮的世界，熨斗上要寫，「穿在身上的衣服不要燙。」嬰兒車得說明，「折疊嬰兒車前，先把嬰兒抱出來。」兒童止咳藥一定提示，「服藥後不能開車，也不能操作重型機械。」仿超人的服裝必須強調，「穿上這件衣服也不會讓你飛起來。」
這樣，回頭來看我們中華文明，的確有進化的感覺啊。京城都會的咱就不說了，說個偏僻的，成都龍池鎮，鎮政府為龍池景區的猴子們制定了「禮貌山猴行為準則」：不許不禮貌，做到文明待客；不許哄搶遊客，做到彬彬有禮；不許騷擾遊客，尤其是女遊客；要助人為樂。
外國人看到這樣的「山猴準則」肯定就傾倒了，天啊，中國猴尚且如此，中國人還不知道怎樣了呢？告訴你，叫你不服不行！「江蘇省暫住人口管理條例」規定，「嚴禁無婚姻證明的男女混住在一起」。所以，在江蘇，父女、母子、兄妹這些社會關係要一起過日子的，自己想辦法吧。當然，要打造無比純情的城市，這才是第一步。接下來，一二三，齊步走，但是，聽好口令，「不按規定走路方式走路的要挨罰。」──這是四川出臺的一項交通法規，「行人十二種走路方式要挨罰」，比如橫過沒有人行橫道的機動車道時，不直行通過，或在車輛臨近時突然加速橫穿、中途倒退、折返；未實行交通管制的路段，在道路上通行每橫列超過二人通通要罰。
行人管好了，下一步輪到警察自己了，這叫一視同仁。「腰圍超過二尺七寸的在編民警將全部下崗！」這是哈爾濱市公安局巡防支隊發布的一項瘦身命令。用句濫得不能再濫的廣告，這些纖腰的民警將會織成一道「多麼亮麗的風景線」，從此，城市的美學風尚將徹底揮別腰寬膀圓的魯智深李逵，悄悄的，我走了，正如我悄悄的來。
嘿嘿，現代男人不容易啊！終於熬出一個官來，文件又規定，「不准為男領導配女秘書，」沒辦法，火中取栗，要求「考女公務員，乳房要對稱」，但被全國人民取笑了半年，嗚呼蒸發。實在憋死了，上海最近如火如荼地推出一個男人選秀，萊卡冠名的，叫「加油！好男兒」。本來，男色就和女色一樣自然，春光乍洩顛倒人間，亦是花樣的，花樣的年華。但是上海弄出來的超男秀場，表面上尋尋覓覓的是成龍大哥，集合起來的隊伍卻眼神迷離，身材可愛，我親眼看到一個「清純之極」的男生，對著鏡頭撒嬌，「你看到過像我這樣可愛的男人嗎？」
上帝保佑，我兒子長大以後要是這樣，我肯定不讓他出門。
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| 2005高考作文湖北0分卷 | May 10, 2006 |
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诗人对宇宙人生，须入乎其内，又须出乎其外。入乎其内，故能写之。出乎其外，故能观之。入乎其内，故有生气。出乎其外，故有高致。
以上是王国维《人间词话》中的一则文字，论述了诗人观察和表现宇宙人生的态度和方法。其实，这则文字所含的思想，对我们为文、处事、做人以及观赏自然、认识社会，都有启发。�... See more 阅读下面的文字，根据要求作文。(60分)
诗人对宇宙人生，须入乎其内，又须出乎其外。入乎其内，故能写之。出乎其外，故能观之。入乎其内，故有生气。出乎其外，故有高致。
以上是王国维《人间词话》中的一则文字，论述了诗人观察和表现宇宙人生的态度和方法。其实，这则文字所含的思想，对我们为文、处事、做人以及观赏自然、认识社会，都有启发。请根据你对这则文字的感悟，自定立意、自选文体、自拟标题，写一篇不少于800字的文章。
出得厅堂入得厨房之王国维可以休矣
2005高考作文湖北0分卷）
王国维在他的《人间词话》里说：“诗人对宇宙人生，须入乎其内，又须出乎其外。入乎其内，故能写之。出乎其外，故能观之。入乎其内，故有生气。出乎其外，故有高致。”他的意思，不外乎做人做事要灵活跳脱，不能死板，在一棵树上吊死；看待一个事物，它是否完美，也要从内到外考察，内涵好，从外在看起来又高雅精致，那就没的顶了。但在我看来，从现实的社会意义上说，不如理解为人的身份，人的能耐，不能拘泥于某个地方，要灵活变通，才能在社会上左右逢源，获得成功。
我是一个女生，但也知道，这样的道理不劳他郑重地写到书里，生活已经教育了我们。说实话，我还没决定是否真的上大学，就算这篇作文给我低分，我也不会太在意。读了大学又如何呢？！许多人大学毕业等于失业，奔波劳顿找工作，低声下气还被人骂。前段时间，不说有人本科才200块，博士1400块吗？今天我在街头过早，香喷喷的热干面真是好吃，但你猜怎么啦，早餐档口的档主是我的邻居阿鹃，一个读了本科的大学生。
灵活变通才是成功之道，尤其作为一个女性。棉棉、卫慧等宣称她们是美女作家：入乎其内，故能写之之作家；出乎其外，故能观之之美女。张维迎之流，出能出得到大学讲堂，入又能入得了资本家的盛宴，按现在的做人标准，那是人中龙凤哪。去两年有个关于女大学生卖淫的调查报告引起满城风雨，不就是取材于武汉的吗？白天是一本正经的女大学生，夜晚却是一次百金的妓女，你说，做个女大学生我又有多么稀罕！做人做事不能表里如一，不能内在外在的尽善尽美，不如别做的好。我妈妈教我做武汉鸭脖子，就反复叮咛务必要入味，而且外在的颜色也要求高，不能让人误以为是某类排泄物。
社会的竞争无比激烈，给人弱肉强食的丛林感觉。何况，这骨子里还是个男权社会，性别上的就业歧视并不少见，我是不是也要象美女作家那样，说“气得下面都湿了”呢？我们湖北人外号叫九头鸟，如果不学到眼观六路，耳听八方的能耐，又怎么能够挣得一餐饱饭呢？我们湖北古时候叫楚国，有句话是“楚王好细腰，宫中多饿死”，说明我们多么爱美，但为什么我们湖北女人现在性格急躁，动不动就骂骂咧咧呢，我想，和现在的社会状况一定有关。男女平等的口号喊了几十年，搞什么男女同工同酬，以致一个个变得男不男女不女，粗壮结实，不爱红装爱武装。许多变态男人居然欣赏穿制服的女军人，女警察，女干部，流着哈喇子说她们英姿飒爽，这不是男人造的孽吗？
居里夫人说过：“男人能做到的，女人也能做到。”不过她漏了下句：“女人能做到的，男人未必能做到。”我们要决定自己的道路。查泰莱夫人曾经说过：“男人征服世界，女人征服男人。”我们就是要做出得厅堂，入得厨房的女人，回到几十年以前的老路。而我心目中的夫君，不要求什么出将入相——那只怕忽然短命或祸事来临——只要出有宝马奔驰靓车，入有别墅豪宅，就心满意足了。而这一切，要靠我们辛勤的梳妆打扮，呵护肌肤，象水一般晶莹剔透，修习礼仪，进而仪态万方，风情万种。这，才是钓到金龟婿的唯一途径。这些学问，大学课堂里能教给我们吗？成功之路与其说是自己选择，毋宁说是男权社会所逼，他们居然要求我们：在家是主妇，在外是贵妇，床上是荡妇。我，我又气得……
王国维讲的是诗人要怎样怎样，他不知道，诗人、诗歌在这个社会中早就不吃香了。海子听说过吧，什么面朝大海，春暖花开，我就不明白，依着视觉描绘次序，面朝着大海，又如何能看到春暖花开呢，莫非是海市蜃楼？这诗人做的，逻辑不讲究，脑子不清楚，神经搭错线，不自杀，或杀妻，又有什么更好的下场呢？这样的男人，一副穷酸落魄模样，又有哪家的妙龄女子看的上？！而他王国维，据说是前清的遗老，“皇上啊，皇上，你去哪啦！”眼见大厦轰然倾倒，丧失了精神家园，虽然衣食无忧，却仍然如丧家之犬，一头钻进故纸堆里，寻死觅活要寻找治国良方。他哪里知道，新时代已然来临，发了霉的三坟五典里面，哪里找的出来新药方，适应新文明的新思想呢？！就是那平等思想，也是舶来品。圣经中，上帝说：“子民们，你们都是兄弟姐妹！”好象要有光，就有光一样，以人为本的平等思想问世了。我们也有古话：“天子犯法，与庶民同罪！”不过我们却不是为了人的平等，而是为了保律的权威不受到破坏，不给子民们犯法后逃脱惩罚以借口。
王国维绝望了，自杀了，“在一棵树上吊死”了，这是必然的。他观察和表现宇宙人生的态度和方法，和他从论诗反映出的人生态度天差地别，可叹可笑啊！王国维对一些雕虫小技如诗歌的欣赏癖好，仿佛一个冒着铜臭的权贵富翁，把玩着一个上古的鼻烟壶，或前朝宫廷贵人使用过的一樽精致夜壶。生活早已给了我们更多更深的感悟，他却在《人间词话》中絮叨，我看，这《人间词话》可以扔到垃圾桶了。王国维可以休矣。
最后说一句：老师，你就看着给个分数吧，只要你出则对得起天地间的浩然正气，入则经受得了良心深处的拷问，你随便给。不然也无可奈何，就算我在任何一条街上咒骂，也不能损你一根毫毛。 ▲ Collapse
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李兄：
哇咧！這娃兒可真有個性！笑得我上面都濕了！六十分裡能給多少分呢？五十六分應該行吧？
謝謝你分享這個喜感。
- Wenjer
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這個湖北女孩充滿怨憤與無奈，令我這個『政治狂熱份子』也灑下同情之淚。張鐵生交白卷拿滿分，我要給她A++(香港老師最高的評分)了。pkchan
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| That was funny | May 10, 2006 |
The 2 preceding jokes posted by Dr. Li and Wenjer are hilarious. IMO the students deserve the full 60 points instead of a 0 score.
It also reminded me of a joke circulating around this country in the early 90's. I'll post it here in case anyone missed it then
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Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since... See more The 2 preceding jokes posted by Dr. Li and Wenjer are hilarious. IMO the students deserve the full 60 points instead of a 0 score.
It also reminded me of a joke circulating around this country in the early 90's. I'll post it here in case anyone missed it then
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Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
Thank you,
S. Berman
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Dear Room 635,
I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily.
I hope this is satisfactory.
Kathy, Relief Maid
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Dear Maid -- I hope you are my regular maid.
Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening I found you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Dial so I won't need those 6 little Camays which are on the shelf. They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc.
Please remove them.
S. Berman
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Dear Mr. Berman,
My day off was last Wed. so the relief maid left 3 hotel soaps which we are instructed by the management. I took the 6 soaps which were in your way on the shelf and put them in the soap dish where your Dial was. I put the Dial in the medicine cabinet for your convenience. I didn't remove the 3 complimentary soaps which are always placed inside the medicine cabinet for all new check-ins and which you did not object to when you checked in last Monday. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance.
Your regular maid,
Dotty
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Dear Mr. Berman,
The assistant manager, Mr. Kensedder, informed me this A.M. that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future complaints please contact me so I can give it my personal attention. Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you.
Elaine Carmen
Housekeeper
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Dear Miss Carmen,
It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45 AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That's the reason I called Mr. Kensedder last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr. Kensedder if he could do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a new check-in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the bath-room shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me?
S. Berman
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Dear Mr. Berman,
Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you,
Elaine Carmen,
Housekeeper
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Dear Mr. Kensedder,
My bath-size Dial is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room including my own bath-size Dial. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets.
S. Berman
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Dear Mr. Berman,
I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem. I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a room. The situation will be rectified immediately. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience.
Martin L. Kensedder
Assistant Manager
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Dear Mrs. Carmen,
Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? I came in last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don't want 54 little bars of Camay. I want my one damn bar of bath-size Dial. Do you realize I have 54 bars of soap in here. All I want is my bath size Dial. Please give me back my bath-size Dial.
S. Berman
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Dear Mr. Berman,
You complained of too much soap in your room so I had them removed. Then you complained to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was missing so I personally returned them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily (sic). I don't know anything about the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. I don't know where you got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Dial. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I left in your room.
Elaine Carmen
Housekeeper
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Dear Mrs. Carmen,
Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess:
On shelf under medicine cabinet - 18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
On Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3.
On bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4.
Inside medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
In shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist.
On northeast corner of tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used.
On northwest corner of tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3.
Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries. One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-sized Dial which I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings.
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wherestip,
你這個酒店香皂故事，包管笑破許多人的肚皮。謝啦！
- Wenjer
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Libin PhD wrote:
2005高考作文湖北0分卷
真的给了零分吗？ 那太可怕了！
在国内时，每年都参加高考卷的批改，深知此事非同小可。按规定，个别评卷教师是不能随便给满分或零分的。这些极端的情况，都要经过考题组长审阅，很可能还要全组讨论才能定夺。所以，我觉得这是对一个很有个性且善于思考的年轻人的精神谋杀，而且是集体谋杀！！
湖北的考卷批改，少不了武汉大学或华中师大这两所著名高校的教师参加。主持作文批改组的，也多半是中文系资深的专家学者。这样一想，就更可怕了！
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可以借机说没机会说得话，以所谓考卷形式登出来而已。恐怕这个论坛慢慢也变得只能用开玩笑的方式说真话了
Xiaoping Fu wrote: Libin PhD wrote:
2005高考作文湖北0分卷
真的给了零分吗？ 那太可怕了！ 在国内时，每年都参加高考卷的批改，深知此事非同小可。按规定，个别评卷教师是不能随便给满分或零分的。这些极端的情况，都要经过考题组长审阅，很可能还要全组讨论才能定夺。所以，我觉得这是对一个很有个性且善于思考的年轻人的精神谋杀，而且是集体谋杀！！ 湖北的考卷批改，少不了武汉大学或华中师大这两所著名高校的教师参加。主持作文批改组的，也多半是中文系资深的专家学者。这样一想，就更可怕了！
[Edited at 2006-05-12 03:58]
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Xiaoping Fu wrote: Libin PhD wrote:
2005高考作文湖北0分卷
真的给了零分吗？ 那太可怕了！ 在国内时，每年都参加高考卷的批改，深知此事非同小可。按规定，个别评卷教师是不能随便给满分或零分的。这些极端的情况，都要经过考题组长审阅，很可能还要全组讨论才能定夺。所以，我觉得这是对一个很有个性且善于思考的年轻人的精神谋杀，而且是集体谋杀！！ 湖北的考卷批改，少不了武汉大学或华中师大这两所著名高校的教师参加。主持作文批改组的，也多半是中文系资深的专家学者。这样一想，就更可怕了！
等等，傅老，建軍才做過一個良好示範，就是：查證。老實說，內地媒體報導有些的確很扯，也不求證就擅自亂發揮；台灣又何嘗不是？上回那個什麼 2008 UN 停用繁體中文的新聞，後來也證實是媒體記者不求證就憑想像及想當然耳的隨便態度，寫出來的烏龍新聞。
八、九年前初做記者時，我已習慣對網路上流傳的各種消息或轉寄資訊，一律先抱持懷疑態度、或全數當成笑話過目即忘；除非是我認為與＜正當性＞有太大出入的明顯造謠或可疑論點，才會進一步追查其來源。而事實證明，我以常識判斷為可疑的，通常都是捏造的新聞或事件。至於我沒理會或一笑置之的另外 95% ，那會有多大比例是謠言或玩笑，就更不言可喻。
像這個作文零分的例子，您既親身有批改作文的經驗，也知道零分的情況恐怕極為罕見，那麼我認為就很有理由大大對此事存疑。李斌人也在美國，也許不方便做廣泛的查證，看報出此消息的媒體是否有煽風點火誇大不實的成份；但其他人還是可以＜姑且看之＞，或可以進行查證；即若不然，不覺得有查證的必要，那麼把這事兒當成笑話看待也就罷了，我倒覺得實在不必動怒或當真。
要是發現真是被媒體和自己的一時情緒給＜耍＞了一遭，那豈不好笑嗎？！
面對新聞媒體及網路流言，除非確實有證據該等流言確屬違背事實或出於惡意，否則，一笑置之吧。一笑置之的能力，可也考驗著人們的智慧、幽默感、及胸襟氣度的喲！
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chance wrote: 可以借机说没机会说得话，以所谓考卷形式登出来而已。恐怕这个论坛慢慢也变得只能用开玩笑的方式说真话了
chance,
不要說這個論壇，這裡是閒嗑牙的地方，需要當真嗎？
那娃兒有個性，卻可能是杜撰出來的人物。年紀輕輕能那麼深入思想的人雖不無可能有，畢竟還是不多，杜撰的可能性更大。
比方說，「古文觀止」裡選了一篇「李陵答蘇武書」，但後人查證的結果是幾個世代之後的偽作。那篇書信可寫得非常令人動容呢！
像是現代的小說或電影，故事和情節全都是假的，卻把人間的真實描寫得那麼地真實，謂之「文學的真實 literary truth」也很說得過去。所以啦，真真假假真，石頭記開頭怎說的？用「滿紙荒唐言，一把辛酸淚」來笑話人間，這是個活下去的好策略！
- Wenjer
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chance wrote: 可以借机说没机会说得话，以所谓考卷形式登出来而已。恐怕这个论坛慢慢也变得只能用开玩笑的方式说真话了
看来我是老了！:-D
[Edited at 2006-05-12 04:33]
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